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katy perry > zooey deschanel > lizzy kaplan
we’ve been accused of having “a certain type” here at boner party, and we have NO idea what you’re talking about. nope. not at all. every girl is a special snowflake and totally different from one another.

some friends and i recently had the katy perry vs zooey deschanel discussion. i maintain that katy is the edgier, “let’s go clubbing”, one night stand sexy brunette, while zooey is the sophisticated, “let’s settle down”, do it after i give a wonderful personal concert sexy brunette.

bonerparty:

katy perry > zooey deschanel > lizzy kaplan

we’ve been accused of having “a certain type” here at boner party, and we have NO idea what you’re talking about. nope. not at all. every girl is a special snowflake and totally different from one another.

some friends and i recently had the katy perry vs zooey deschanel discussion. i maintain that katy is the edgier, “let’s go clubbing”, one night stand sexy brunette, while zooey is the sophisticated, “let’s settle down”, do it after i give a wonderful personal concert sexy brunette.